Friday Humour

[CS993]

A golfer stood over his tee shot for what seemed an
eternity. Looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the
wind direction and speed. Driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated
partner says, "What's taking so long? Hit the blasted ball!"

The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from
the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot."

"Forget it, man, you'll never hit her from here!"